I Love This Joke

A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "FOR SALE - Talking Dog." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"Do you really talk?" he asks. "As a matter of fact, I do," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my talent, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. But all the travel really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to slow down a bit.

"So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some drug deals and attempted hijackings and was awarded a batch of medals. I finally decided it was time to settle down, so I got a wife, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "I dunno... how about ten bucks."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."