Sep 30, 2007

Mucking Fets

For a Cubs fan, sweeter words could not be read:

NEW YORK (AP) -- Following the last bewildering loss of a season gone sour, the dejected New York Mets filed into their quiet clubhouse and packed for a particularly stark winter.

When they needed a big game,
Tom Glavine pitched one of his worst. And now, their collapse is complete.

After blowing a big September lead in the NL East, the Mets missed the playoffs Sunday when Glavine was battered for seven runs during the first inning of a season-ending 8-1 loss to the
Florida Marlins.

"It's something that's going to take a while for us to get over," said Glavine, pitching for maybe the last time in his major league career.

New York's defeat coupled with Philadelphia's 6-1 win over Washington gave the division title to the Phillies and sent the stunned Mets home wondering how they squandered a seven-game cushion over the final 18 days of an excruciating season.

Awwwwww. Pobrecitas.

"wondering how they squandered a seven-game cushion over the final 18 days" - ummm... because you SUCKED?

Ricardo Montalban was right - revenge is a dish best served cold.

Sep 29, 2007

Well, I'll Be Damned

After valiantly trying for several weeks to allow Milwaukee to retake the division lead, the Cubs clinched the NL Central last night. Or as Jay Mariotti of the Chicago Sun-Times refers to it: "Comedy Central".

It would be too sweet if they faced the Mets in the playoffs and then brutally stomped their punky New York asses.

Not that I'm still bitter over 1969, or anything...